first of all what's with all the flatulence on a plane? i feel so bad for the guy sitting next to me - who may or may not have been ben affleck. something about air pressure makes all the gas in your body escape - so i was letting it rip for about 15 hours straight - all the while thinking no one could hear because we were in the back of the plane - the lovely last row- and i certainly couldn't hear anything. but then when we were almost arriving in Melbourne i realized to my absolute horror that i had been wearing headphones - better yet those foam things that you curl up and shove in ur ear and then they expand .
going through check in just now leaving Melbourne i had to go through security and i got there and realized i had two sips of water and started to guzzle and the very kind woman behind the counter was like, "oh, no dear you don't have to drink it, just put it in the bin. no need to take anything out of your bags, either. leave your shoes on. lovely . then i got my bag and started walking to the gate and realized i did not have my phone so i went back to security and they were very sweetly looking but they did not have it then i realized i had left it in the bathroom. so i ran out of security and they held the little black rope things open for me and i ran over and a woman was coming out of a stall and i asked if she had seen it and she said no then i checked inside and it wasn't there but then i checked in the next stall and there it was.
right now i am watching the baggage handlers and they look so calm. they are neatly stacking luggage. and they look like they are having fun. all in all i will say after one day the thing that sticks out to me is how UNSTRESSED these people seem.... no one is yelling, kate.
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